Doctor Who - New Assistant Update

News reaches your resident GoatHerder that Doctor Who's new assistant, following that whalemouthed bird who seems to be in everything nowadays, is to be none other than Public Enemy's semi-retired Rap-Gonk Flavor Flav. Despite seeming to be the worst idea in the history of telly...and let's face it, there's been enough of those... on closer inspection this is actually destined to be TV genius, because when a seriously confused TimeLord lands on a very far flung bit of galaxy somewhere near nowhere, he will step out of the TARDIS accompanied by a brother from another planet, dangling a large clock around his neck, who ALWAYS knows what time it is! BOYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

FirstPosted: 13/01/2007 | LastModified: 13/01/2007 | Added by: PCUK

BADGERS FOR JUSTICE

Check ma stripey self! You're either with us or against us The issue is Black & White I shall be fighting tooth and claw But only at night Bring it on

FirstPosted: 26/10/2006 | LastModified: 06/02/2007 | Added by: 303admin

Norwegian plumbing news

Plumber connects beer to water supply, resulting in chuckles all round. Cheap flights to Kristiansund please. PS - Yes, it's your round. In Norwegian.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4802928.stm http://www.yourmumontheinternet.com

FirstPosted: 13/03/2006 | LastModified: 13/03/2006 | Added by: PCUK

Business Opportunity

Hello, Good Evening & Bollocks. Whilst out delivering Swedish furniture this weekend in my part-time fundraising capacity for sponsoring the East Midlands Association of Deaf Plumbers, I hit upon an upgrade to the traditional "Sat-Nav" so beloved of drivers of panel vans everywhere. WILLIAM SHATNER!!! Yes, 303 is now working on the IP rights to SHAT/NAV (tm) where the instructions to all destinations in the known universe will be read out to motorists (at whatever warpspeed you are endangering the public in your Skyline) by the great William Shatner himself. The Shatmeister will pop up with vital features like: Instructions on avoiding hazards (the Klingometer) Warnings if you are speeding (a TJ Hooker motif in screen top right corner) His outrageous hairpiece at a skew-wiff angle should you be in anyway driving across country because you have (for some reason) left the road, you know who you are... Each destination reached successfully wins you a Tribble.....unnecessary sequels to follow. tim tim

FirstPosted: 18/12/2005 | LastModified: 18/12/2005 | Added by: PCUK